A list of all On-Call articles from The Register, as they are a little hard to find via the search on the site.

2014-12-27No, I won't SNORKEL in your server room at STUPID-O'CLOCK
2015-02-21A truly SHOCKING tale of electrified PCs
2015-02-28At night, scary wildlife comes out to play in the chemical factory
2015-03-223,500 servers go down – so my FIRST AID training kicks in
2015-04-05Are you sure there are servers in this cold, dark basement?
2015-04-12You’ll be the coolest guy in IT if you ain't got your ID
2015-04-26Who was downloading smut in the office while eating ice cream?
2015-05-10What to do when the users are watching Nazi dwarf smut at work?
2015-05-17Never trust a developer who says 'I can fix this in a few minutes'
2015-06-14Fire, fire! Just move your data centre onto my lawn ... Oh rats!
2015-06-21Two foreigners, a desert and a jeep full of bank statements
2015-07-05'The server broke and so did my back on the flight to fix it'
2015-07-12Surviving Hurricane Katrina: A sysadmin's epic DR (as in Didn't Realise) odyssey
2015-07-19Reg reader casts call centre spell with a SECRET WORD
2015-08-02Sun? In Blighty? Nah, just build that rooftop data centre, it’ll be fine
2015-08-09Germans in ‘brains off, just follow orders' hospital data centre gaff
2015-08-16Boss hands dunce's cap to chap who turned off disk monitor
2015-08-23 Sysadmin ignores 25 THOUSAND patches, among other sins
2015-08-30In redneck heaven, internet outages are the American Way
2015-09-13Pro tip: Servers belong in dry server rooms, not wet cloakrooms
2015-09-20It's alive! Farmer hides neglected, dust-clogged server between walls
2015-09-27Will IT support please come to the ward immediately. Weeeee have a tricky problem
2015-10-04Mysterious brown spots and a different kind of mouse support
2015-10-11How long does it take an NHS doctor to turn on a computer?
2015-10-18Reg reader escapes four-month lightning-struck Windows Vista farm nightmare
2015-10-30Why was the modem down? Let us count the ways. And phone lines
2015-11-06Stick a pin in a sales droid to avoid cable voodoo
2015-11-13Your taxes at work: Three hours driving to turn on politician's PC
2015-11-20One-armed bandit steals four hours of engineer's busy day
2015-11-27 Outsourcer didn't press ON switch, so Reg reader flew 15 hours to do the job
2015-12-04Sysadmin's £100,000 revenge after sudden sacking
2015-12-11Electrician cuts wrong wire and downs 25,000 square foot data centre
2015-12-18T'was the night before Christmas, and an industrial control system needed an upgrade
2015-12-21DEAD MAN'S SOCKS and other delightful gifts from clients
2015-12-22There's an epidemic of idiots who can't find power switches
2015-12-23Software engineer sobers up to deal with 2:00 AM trouble at mill
2015-12-24The Police Chief's photo library mixed business, pleasure and flesh
2016-01-15Late night server rebuild led to 'nightmares about mutilated corpses'
2016-01-22 How to help a user who can't find the Start button or the keyboard?
2016-01-29 The monitor didn't work but the problem was between the user's ears
2016-02-05What's it like to work for a genius and Olympic archer who's mates with Richard Branson?
2016-02-12When asked 'What's a .CNT file?' there's a polite way to answer
2016-02-19Helpdesk? I have a software problem. And a GRIZZLY BEAR problem
2016-02-26Toaster cooks network and burns 'expert' user's credibility to a crisp
2016-03-04 Vendor rep 'Stinky Sam' told to wash and brush teeth or lose job
2016-03-11I beg you, please don't back up that secret directory full of photos!
2016-03-18Telling your wife why you were fired is the only punishment
2016-03-24Computers shouldn't smoke. Cigarettes aren't healthy for anyone
2016-04-01 You can't dust-proof a PC with kitchen-grade plastic food wrap
2016-04-08That naked picture on my PC? Not mine. The IT guy put it there
2016-04-15Admin fishes dirty office chat from mistyped-email bin and then ...?
2016-04-22Sysadmin given Licence To Perve shows why you always get it in writing
2016-04-29Switch survives three hours of beer spray, fails after twelve
2016-05-06Database man flown to Hong Kong to install forgotten patch spends week in pub
2016-05-12UK.gov pays four fellows £35k to do nothing for three months
2016-05-13Microsoft phone support contractors told to hang up after 15 minutes
2016-05-16Sysadmin paid a month's salary for one day of nothing
2016-05-20'Acts of war in a combat zone are not covered by your laptop warranty'
2016-05-27HR botches redundancy so chap scores year-long paid holiday
2016-06-03Mushroom farm PC left in the dark and fed … you know the rest
2016-06-10Developer waits two years for management to define project
2016-06-17Fly to Africa. Survive helicopter death flight to oil rig. Do no work for three weeks. Repeat
2016-07-11Please stop working and abuse your expense account at the beach
2016-07-15If we can't find a working SCSI cable, the company will close tomorrow
2016-07-22Forget your RTO*: Real world Disaster Recovery needs garbage bags and bubble wrap
2016-07-31Server vendor has special help desk for lying, incompetent sysadmins
2016-08-05The developer died 14 years ago, here's a print out of his source code
2016-08-12'I found the intern curled up on the data centre floor moaning'
2016-08-19You shrunk the database into a .gz and the app won't work? Sigh
2016-08-26Sysadmin sticks finger in pipe, saves data centre from flood
2016-09-02A plumber with a blowtorch is the enemy of the data centre
2016-09-09Is there paper in the printer? Yes and it's so neatly wrapped!
2016-09-16Two Sundays wrecked by boss who couldn't use a calendar
2016-09-23If we can't fix this printer tonight, the bank's core app will stop working
2016-09-27The server's down. At 3AM. On Christmas. You're drunk. So you put a disk in the freezer
2016-09-30User couldn't open documents or turn on PC, still asked for reference as IT expert
2016-10-07'Please label things so I can tell the difference between a mouse and a microphone'
2016-10-14Casino cops are coming if we can't move all this cash in a hurry
2016-10-21Sysadmin flees asbestos scare with disk drive, blank pay cheques, angry builders in pursuit
2016-10-28Hell desk thought PC fire report was a first-day-on-the-job prank
2016-11-04Hell Desk's 800 number was perfect for horrible heavy-breathing harassment calls
2016-11-11Angry user demands three site visits to fix email address typos
2016-11-18User needed 40-minute lesson in turning it off and turning it on again
2016-11-25 Sysadmin denies boss's request to whitelist smut talk site of which he was a very happy member
2016-12-02Sysadmin figures out dating agency worker lied in his profile
2016-12-09Sysadmin told to spend 20+ hours changing user names, for no reason
2016-12-16Sysadmin 'fixed' PC by hiding it on a bookshelf for a few weeks
2016-12-19It's round and wobbles, but madam, it's a mouse pad, not a floppy disk
2016-12-20Why does Skype only show me from the chin down?
2016-12-21Did webcam 'performer' offer support chap payment in kind?
2016-12-22Support chap's Sonic Screwdriver fixes PC as user fumes in disbelief
2016-12-23Christmas Eve ERP migration derailed by silly spreadsheet sort
2017-01-20IT team sent dirt file to Police as they all bailed from abusive workplace
2017-01-27Naughty sysadmins use dark magic to fix PCs for clueless users
2017-02-03Super-cool sysadmin fixes PCs with gravity, or his fists
2017-02-10IT guy checks to see if PC is virus-free, with virus-ridden USB stick
2017-02-17Installing disks is basically LEGO, right? This admin failed LEGO
2017-02-24Sysadmin's sole client was his wife – and she queried his bill
2017-03-03User rats out IT team for playing games at work, gets them all fired
2017-03-10User lubed PC with butter, because pressing a button didn't work
2017-03-17User jams up PC. Literally. No, we don't know which flavour
2017-03-24Squirrel sinks teeth into SAN cabling, drives Netadmin nuts
2017-03-31PC survived lightning strike thanks to a good kicking
2017-04-07Printer blown to bits by compressed air
2017-04-13Boss swore by 'For Dummies' book about an OS his org didn't run
2017-04-21Drunk user blow-dried laptop after dog lifted its leg over the keyboard
2017-04-28Waiter? There's a mouse in my motherboard and this server is greasy!
2017-05-05User loses half of a CD-ROM in his boss's PC
2017-05-12PC repair chap lets tech support scammer log on to his PC. His Linux PC
2017-05-19Faking incontinence and other ways to scare off tech support scammers
2017-05-26Sysadmin finds insecure printer, remotely prints 'Fix Me!' notice
2017-06-02'My PC needs to lose weight' says user with FAT filesystem
2017-06-09Please do not scare the pigeons – they'll crash the network
2017-06-16Fighter pilot shot down laptops with a flick of his copper-plated wrist
2017-06-23PC rebooted every time user flushed the toilet
2017-06-30Fresh cotton underpants fix series of mysterious mainframe crashes
2017-07-07Sysadmin bloodied by icicle that overheated airport data centre
2017-07-14User left unable to type passwords after 'tropical island stress therapy'
2017-07-21User filed fake trouble tickets to take helpful sysadmin to lunches
2017-07-28Sysadmin jeered in staff cafeteria as he climbed ladder to fix PC
2017-08-04Four techies flummoxed for hours by flickering 'E' on monitor
2017-08-11Hell desk to user: 'I know you're wrong. I wrote the software. And the protocol it runs on'
2017-08-18Linux-loving lecturer 'lost' email, was actually confused by Outlook
2017-08-25Bombastic boss gave insane instructions to sensible sysadmin, with client on speakerphone
2017-09-01User thanked IT department for fast new server, but it had never left its box
2017-09-08User demanded PC be moved to move to a sunny desk – because it needed Windows
2017-09-15User worked with wrong app for two weeks, then complained to IT that data had gone missing
2017-09-22Sysadmin tells user CSI-style password guessing never w– wait WTF?! It's 'PASSWORD1'!
2017-09-29Vibrating walls shafted servers at a time the SUN couldn't shine
2017-10-06Support team discovers 'official' vendor paper doesn't rob you blind
2017-10-13Software update turned my display and mouse upside-down, says user
2017-10-20Boss visited the night shift and found a car in the data centre
2017-10-27Boss put chocolate cake on aircon controller, to stop people using it
2017-11-03Official Secrets Act alert went off after embassy hired local tech support
2017-11-10User asked help desk to debug a Post-it Note that survived a reboot
2017-11-17Help desk declared code PEBCAK and therefore refused to help!
2017-11-24Boss made dirt list of minions' mistakes, kept his own rampage off it
2017-12-01User dialled his PC into a permanent state of 'Brown Alert'
2017-12-08Disk drive fired 'Frisbees of death' across data centre after storage admin crossed his wires
2017-12-19Hot chips crashed servers, but were still delicious
2017-12-20Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the data centre temp's delightful
2017-12-21'Please store the internet on this floppy disk'
2017-12-22Beyond code PEBCAK lies KMACYOYO, PENCIL and PAFO
2017-12-23'Twas the night before Y2K and a grinch stole the IT department's overtime payout
2018-01-12PC lab in remote leper colony had wrong cables, no licences, and not much hope
2018-01-19User had no webcam or mic, complained vid conference didn’t work
2018-01-26User stepped on mouse, complained pedal wasn’t making PC go faster
2018-02-02Shopper f-bombed PC shop staff, so they mocked her with too-polite tech tutorial
2018-02-09Secret weekend office bonk came within inch of killing sysadmin
2018-02-16If this laptop is so portable, where's the keyboard, huh? HUH?
2018-02-23Batteries are so heavy, said user. If I take it out, will this thing work?
2018-03-02My PC is broken, said user typing in white on a white background
2018-03-09Your mouse can't reach that Excel cell? Buy a 'desk extender' said help desk bluffer
2018-03-16Office junior had one job: Tearing perforated bits off tractor-feed dot matrix printer paper
2018-03-23User asked why CTRL-ALT-DEL restarted PC instead of opening apps
2018-03-29User fired IT support company for a 'typo' that was actually a real word
2018-03-30The Register Opera Company presents: The Pirates of Penzance, Sysadmin edition
2018-04-06My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix
2018-04-13Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help
2018-04-20CEO insisted his email was on server that had been offline for years
2018-04-27Boss sent overpaid IT know-nothings home – until an ON switch proved elusive
2018-05-04My PC is on fire! Can you back it up really, really fast?
2018-05-11Fixing a printer ended with a dozen fire engines in the car park
2018-05-18Tech support made the news after bomb squad and police showed up to 'defuse' leaky UPS
2018-05-25Police block roads to stop tech support chap 'robbing a bank'
2018-06-01Send printer ink, please. More again please, and fast. Now send it faster
2018-06-08Don’t talk to the ATM, young man, it’s just a machine and there’s nobody inside
2018-06-15User spent 20 minutes trying to move mouse cursor, without success
2018-06-22Trainee techie ran away and hid after screwing up a job, literally
2018-06-29Drug cops stopped techie's upgrade to question him for hours. About everything
2018-07-06Sysadmin cracked military PC’s security by reading the manual
2018-07-13Tech support chap given no training or briefing before jobs, which is why he was arrested
2018-07-20Boss helped sysadmin take down horrible client with swift kick to the nether regions
2018-07-27Sysadmin trained his offshore replacements, sat back, watched ex-employer's world burn
2018-08-03Grad sends warning to manager: Be nice to our kit and it'll be nice to you
2018-08-10Phased out: IT architect plugs hole in clean-freak admin's wiring design
2018-08-17Boss regrets pointing finger at chilled out techie who finished upgrade early
2018-08-24Abracadabra! Tales of unexpected sysadmagic and dabbling in dark arts
2018-08-31Fast food, slow user – techie tears hair out over crashed drive-thru till