Small Scenes

Sketches which have the same name are continuations throughout the same episode.

Pilot

  • Scat for me
  • Paying for parking
  • The hunter
  • Gregg Wallace
  • The Beefeater
  • An occurrence in Aisle 3
  • Medical emergency
  • Gregg Wallace
  • The exam
  • An occurrence in Aisle 3
  • Identify theft
  • Gregg Wallace
  • The hot-air balloon ride
  • An occurrence in Aisle 3
  • Morning coffee
  • War plans
  • An occurrence in Aisle 3
  • Morning coffee
  • Gregg Wallace
  • The search engine
  • Gregg Wallace
  • Shin splints
  • An occurrence in Aisle 3
  • Morning coffee
  • Gregg Wallace
  • The Lego house
  • An occurrence in Aisle 3
  • The exam
  • Gregg Wallace
  • The awkward sex party
  • Loud cake
  • The time machine
  • Gregg Wallace

Series 1

Episode 1

  • The curse of Gary Lineker
  • Shouting-the-word-ham final
  • A lost bee
  • This your captain speaking
  • Prepared for camping
  • This your captain speaking
  • How are you?
  • Welcome to Hell
  • Role-playing
  • School prize (best name to shout)
  • Ginger nut addiction
  • Welcome to Hell
  • Father Christmas
  • Returning a polo-neck
  • This is your captain speaking
  • A lost bee
  • School prize (most bullied)
  • Shouting-the-word-ham final
  • School prize (balls dropped)
  • Inventing a time machine
  • Welcome to Hell
  • World’s Best Dad
  • Talking to a therapist
  • School prize (most likely to be a bell-end)
  • Shoes off policy
  • This is your captain speaking
  • Happy Anniversary
  • The curse of Gary Lineker
  • A lost bee

Episode 2

  • Arriving home early
  • The prison warden
  • The mouse family
  • Bristol Aquarium
  • The ball boy
  • The prison warden
  • Property talk
  • Chief of the boat
  • The food blackmailer
  • Chief of the boat
  • Yearly review
  • The prison warden
  • Property talk
  • Chief of the boat
  • Meeting mum and dad
  • Recording session
  • Bristol Aquarium
  • The Shakespeare Manuscripts
  • Long lost brother
  • Chief of the boat
  • The firing squad
  • Bristol Aquarium
  • Recording session
  • Bristol Aquarium
  • The cat
  • The prison warden
  • Restaurant experience
  • Property talk
  • North Korean superweapon
  • Chief of the boat

Episode 3

  • Old men’s legs
  • Witness Protection Conference 2013
  • Darren’s Date Log
  • New friend
  • Darren’s Date Log
  • Old men’s legs
  • Sunrise Spa
  • Critiquing the novel
  • Sunrise Spa
  • Jazz is crap
  • Witness Protection Conference 2013
  • Darren’s Date Log
  • Old men’s legs
  • An old friend
  • Darren’s Date Log
  • Helicopter jobs
  • The murder booking
  • Witness Protection Conference 2013
  • Idea’s woman
  • Sunrise Spa
  • Witness Protection Conference 2013
  • An old friend
  • Hidden cameras
  • Darren’s Date Log
  • Is anyone sitting there?
  • Sunrise Spa
  • Bartering a flapjack
  • Darren’s Date Log
  • Packing luggage
  • Sunrise Spa
  • Hidden cameras
  • Witness Protection Conference 2013
  • Party piece
  • Tickets please!
  • Sunrise Spa
  • The sculpture
  • An old friend
  • Take me home
  • Darren’s Date Log

Episode 4

  • The funeral
  • Pool announcement
  • International Space Station
  • Unbearable laughter
  • The oldest trick in the book
  • Pool announcement
  • Life in soft focus
  • Unbearable laughter
  • The sauna and the gangsters
  • King of the Road 99
  • Bantersaurus Laura Rex
  • The Goat Man
  • King of the Road 99
  • Pool announcement
  • God registration
  • The condition
  • Pool announcement
  • Not a morning person
  • King of the Road 99
  • Not a lunchtime person
  • Holiday streaming
  • Pool announcement
  • The time machine
  • Rooftop chase
  • King of the Road 99
  • Tom
  • SeƱor Beans
  • Back of the cereal packet
  • Not an evening person
  • Pool announcement
  • King of the Road 99
  • The dream narrative

Series 2

Episode 1

  • A trip to Australia
  • The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
  • Tickets for the show
  • The financial adviser
  • Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
  • The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
  • Crocodile training
  • A trip to Australia
  • Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
  • The financial adviser
  • The financial adviser
  • The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
  • Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
  • A trip to Australia
  • Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
  • The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
  • Tagine
  • The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
  • Checking the diary
  • Encounter with a grizzly bear
  • A trip to Australia
  • The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
  • Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
  • Marathon
  • Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
  • The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
  • A trip to Australia

Episode 2

  • Jimmy and the uncles
  • Donkey soulmate
  • Oxford Zoo
  • Ruining the moment
  • Middle England Indignation Hotline
  • Oxford Zoo
  • Jimmy and the uncles
  • Oxford Zoo
  • Work meeting
  • Ruining the moment
  • Middle England Indignation Hotline
  • Panini painting
  • Jimmy and the uncles
  • Real-life and drama
  • Lost childhood memories
  • Oxford Zoo
  • The ultrasound
  • Be more spontaneous
  • David Suchet week
  • The plumbing career
  • Castles in the Sky
  • Protesting
  • Oxford Zoo
  • The getaway driver
  • Jimmy and the uncles
  • Oxford Zoo
  • Middle England Indignation Hotline
  • Dimbleby
  • Coach journey
  • The getaway driver
  • Work meeting
  • Oxford Zoo
  • The getaway driver

Episode 3

  • Breakfast
  • Village fair
  • The dating profile
  • Movie Cliche Hotel
  • Hostage
  • Village fair
  • Movie Cliche Hotel
  • Browsing history
  • Stag Do
  • Village fair
  • Hostage
  • Movie Cliche Hotel
  • The marathon
  • Accidental death
  • The marathon
  • Stag Do
  • Village fair
  • At the ballet
  • Movie Cliche Hotel
  • Hostage
  • The next round
  • The marathon
  • Blue Badge
  • The marathon
  • Stag Do
  • The marathon
  • Village fair
  • Hostage

Episode 4

  • Bungee Jumping
  • Leslie Bismarck
  • Wagamama waiter
  • The neighbours pet
  • Golden Woofers
  • The neighbours pet
  • Bee in the mouth
  • Open stage interviews
  • Golden Woofers
  • The interview
  • Sex tape
  • New manager
  • The neighbours pet
  • Hiring an assassin
  • Visiting an old pet
  • Leslie Bismarck
  • Golden Woofers
  • The neighbours pet
  • Bee in the mouth
  • Bank heist
  • Minor operation
  • Stag Do
  • The neighbours pet
  • Hiring an assassin
  • How we met…
  • Hiring an assassin
  • Meat for vegetarians
  • Swallowed a horse
  • The neighbours pet

Series 3

Episode 1

  • Harsh sentencing
  • Leonard’s Luxury Leather Lounge
  • The winter of life
  • Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
  • The saxophonist
  • Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
  • Cryptic crosswords
  • Chris Packham
  • Cryptic crosswords
  • Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
  • Leonard’s Luxury Leather Lounge
  • The saxophonist
  • Chris Packham
  • Cryptic crosswords
  • Creepy billionaire
  • Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
  • Harsh sentencing
  • Cryptic crosswords
  • Leonard’s Luxury Leather Lounge
  • Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
  • The saxophonist
  • Leonard’s Luxury Leather Lounge
  • Pet shop
  • Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
  • Cryptic crosswords

Episode 2

  • The missing cows department
  • Do you want a lift?
  • Depressing Foreign Zoo
  • Simple school days
  • Brantford Pavilion Theatre
  • Caramel FM
  • Tom Cruise
  • Caramel FM
  • Depressing Foreign Zoo
  • Sex attic
  • Depressing Foreign Zoo
  • Safe house
  • Do you want a lift?
  • Caramel FM
  • Brantford Pavilion Theatre
  • Spiderman
  • Depressing Foreign Zoo
  • Car-related actors
  • The cave painting
  • Brantford Pavilion Theatre
  • Joining the circus
  • Depressing Foreign Zoo
  • Caramel FM
  • Brantford Pavilion Theatre
  • Do you want a lift?
  • Caramel State Talk Radio

Episode 3

  • The creepy house
  • Alfonso’s Out of Town Magic Megamart
  • Dream dinner guests
  • Pigeon World Windsor
  • The anecdote mugging
  • Cancelling an anecdote
  • Meeting the parents
  • Alfonso’s Out of Town Magic Megamart
  • The creepy house
  • Pigeon World Windsor
  • No-Onion January Diary
  • Wallace and Gromit
  • Sun Cream Holidays
  • Pigeon World Windsor
  • No-Onion January Diary
  • The Nespresso genie
  • Plants by post
  • Pigeon World Windsor
  • Alfonso’s Out of Town Magic Megamart
  • The competitive magicians
  • No-Onion January Diary
  • The sex vape
  • Tony Redford, Personal Trainer
  • Alfonso’s Out of Town Magic Megamart
  • No-Onion January Diary
  • Pigeon World Windsor
  • Opening a casino

Episode 4

  • Buried alive
  • Hitler in a bar
  • Luxury Sea-Sun Cruise
  • The Panettone gift
  • Wildlife documentary filming
  • Fresh towels
  • Lazy kidneys
  • The ski resort
  • Dead bodies
  • Wildlife documentary filming
  • Mum’s love letters
  • Luxury Sea-Sun Cruise
  • Fresh towels
  • Stuck in a lift
  • The ski resort
  • Luxury Sea-Sun Cruise
  • Kicking down doors
  • Dead bodies
  • Wildlife documentary filming
  • Kicking down doors
  • Becoming a nun
  • Wildlife documentary filming
  • Cool in a crisis
  • School prize day
  • Luxury Sea-Sun Cruise
  • Fresh towels
  • Wildlife documentary filming
  • The Nazi app
  • The ski resort
  • Dead bodies
  • Wildlife documentary filming

Series 4

Episode 1

  • National Trust
  • Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
  • National Trust
  • Class of ’93 School Reunion
  • No new ideas
  • Crufts for Cats
  • Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
  • National Trust
  • Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
  • Class of ’93 School Reunion
  • No new ideas
  • Crufts for Cats
  • National Trust
  • Class of ’93 School Reunion
  • Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
  • No new ideas
  • National Trust
  • Class of ’93 School Reunion
  • Crufts for Cats
  • Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
  • National Trust
  • Crufts for Cats
  • Class of ’93 School Reunion
  • Crufts for Cats
  • National Trust
  • Crufts for Cats
  • Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
  • No new ideas

Episode 2

  • Train station tannoy
  • South Cornwall Pasty Company
  • Train station tannoy
  • South Cornwall Pasty Company
  • Brian’s audio diary
  • Gregg Wallace
  • South Cornwall Pasty Company
  • Gregg Wallace
  • Brian’s audio diary
  • Gregg Wallace
  • Shopping at John Lewis
  • Brian’s audio diary
  • Gregg Wallace
  • Shopping at John Lewis
  • Brian’s audio diary
  • South Cornwall Pasty Company
  • Brian’s audio diary
  • Gregg Wallace
  • South Cornwall Pasty Company
  • Brian’s audio diary
  • Shopping at John Lewis
  • Gregg Wallace
  • Shopping at John Lewis
  • South Cornwall Pasty Company

Episode 3

  • Small Talk World Championships
  • Penge Farmers Market
  • Rambling
  • ColanderCon 2019
  • Rambling
  • ColanderCon 2019
  • Parting shots
  • Penge Farmers Market
  • Small Talk World Championships
  • Rambling
  • ColanderCon 2019
  • Parting shots
  • Small Talk World Championships
  • Penge Farmers Market
  • ColanderCon 2019
  • Rambling
  • ColanderCon 2019
  • Parting shots
  • Small Talk World Championships

Episode 4

  • Ian
  • Slug World Windsor
  • Ian
  • Arctic Research Station Diary
  • Ian
  • Musical Theatre
  • Slug World Windsor
  • Musical Theatre
  • Ian
  • Musical Theatre
  • Arctic Research Station Diary
  • Slug World Windsor
  • Ian
  • Musical Theatre
  • Ian
  • Arctic Research Station Diary
  • Musical Theatre
  • Arctic Research Station Diary
  • Slug World Windsor
  • Ian