Small Scenes
Sketches which have the same name are continuations throughout the same episode.
Pilot
- Scat for me
- Paying for parking
- The hunter
- Gregg Wallace
- The Beefeater
- An occurrence in Aisle 3
- Medical emergency
- Gregg Wallace
- The exam
- An occurrence in Aisle 3
- Identify theft
- Gregg Wallace
- The hot-air balloon ride
- An occurrence in Aisle 3
- Morning coffee
- War plans
- An occurrence in Aisle 3
- Morning coffee
- Gregg Wallace
- The search engine
- Gregg Wallace
- Shin splints
- An occurrence in Aisle 3
- Morning coffee
- Gregg Wallace
- The Lego house
- An occurrence in Aisle 3
- The exam
- Gregg Wallace
- The awkward sex party
- Loud cake
- The time machine
- Gregg Wallace
Series 1
Episode 1
- The curse of Gary Lineker
- Shouting-the-word-ham final
- A lost bee
- This your captain speaking
- Prepared for camping
- This your captain speaking
- How are you?
- Welcome to Hell
- Role-playing
- School prize (best name to shout)
- Ginger nut addiction
- Welcome to Hell
- Father Christmas
- Returning a polo-neck
- This is your captain speaking
- A lost bee
- School prize (most bullied)
- Shouting-the-word-ham final
- School prize (balls dropped)
- Inventing a time machine
- Welcome to Hell
- World’s Best Dad
- Talking to a therapist
- School prize (most likely to be a bell-end)
- Shoes off policy
- This is your captain speaking
- Happy Anniversary
- The curse of Gary Lineker
- A lost bee
Episode 2
- Arriving home early
- The prison warden
- The mouse family
- Bristol Aquarium
- The ball boy
- The prison warden
- Property talk
- Chief of the boat
- The food blackmailer
- Chief of the boat
- Yearly review
- The prison warden
- Property talk
- Chief of the boat
- Meeting mum and dad
- Recording session
- Bristol Aquarium
- The Shakespeare Manuscripts
- Long lost brother
- Chief of the boat
- The firing squad
- Bristol Aquarium
- Recording session
- Bristol Aquarium
- The cat
- The prison warden
- Restaurant experience
- Property talk
- North Korean superweapon
- Chief of the boat
Episode 3
- Old men’s legs
- Witness Protection Conference 2013
- Darren’s Date Log
- New friend
- Darren’s Date Log
- Old men’s legs
- Sunrise Spa
- Critiquing the novel
- Sunrise Spa
- Jazz is crap
- Witness Protection Conference 2013
- Darren’s Date Log
- Old men’s legs
- An old friend
- Darren’s Date Log
- Helicopter jobs
- The murder booking
- Witness Protection Conference 2013
- Idea’s woman
- Sunrise Spa
- Witness Protection Conference 2013
- An old friend
- Hidden cameras
- Darren’s Date Log
- Is anyone sitting there?
- Sunrise Spa
- Bartering a flapjack
- Darren’s Date Log
- Packing luggage
- Sunrise Spa
- Hidden cameras
- Witness Protection Conference 2013
- Party piece
- Tickets please!
- Sunrise Spa
- The sculpture
- An old friend
- Take me home
- Darren’s Date Log
Episode 4
- The funeral
- Pool announcement
- International Space Station
- Unbearable laughter
- The oldest trick in the book
- Pool announcement
- Life in soft focus
- Unbearable laughter
- The sauna and the gangsters
- King of the Road 99
- Bantersaurus Laura Rex
- The Goat Man
- King of the Road 99
- Pool announcement
- God registration
- The condition
- Pool announcement
- Not a morning person
- King of the Road 99
- Not a lunchtime person
- Holiday streaming
- Pool announcement
- The time machine
- Rooftop chase
- King of the Road 99
- Tom
- Señor Beans
- Back of the cereal packet
- Not an evening person
- Pool announcement
- King of the Road 99
- The dream narrative
Series 2
Episode 1
- A trip to Australia
- The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
- Tickets for the show
- The financial adviser
- Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
- The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
- Crocodile training
- A trip to Australia
- Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
- The financial adviser
- The financial adviser
- The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
- Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
- A trip to Australia
- Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
- The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
- Tagine
- The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
- Checking the diary
- Encounter with a grizzly bear
- A trip to Australia
- The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
- Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
- Marathon
- Pam’s Neighbourhood Watch Audio Diary
- The Independent British Cinema Theme Park
- A trip to Australia
Episode 2
- Jimmy and the uncles
- Donkey soulmate
- Oxford Zoo
- Ruining the moment
- Middle England Indignation Hotline
- Oxford Zoo
- Jimmy and the uncles
- Oxford Zoo
- Work meeting
- Ruining the moment
- Middle England Indignation Hotline
- Panini painting
- Jimmy and the uncles
- Real-life and drama
- Lost childhood memories
- Oxford Zoo
- The ultrasound
- Be more spontaneous
- David Suchet week
- The plumbing career
- Castles in the Sky
- Protesting
- Oxford Zoo
- The getaway driver
- Jimmy and the uncles
- Oxford Zoo
- Middle England Indignation Hotline
- Dimbleby
- Coach journey
- The getaway driver
- Work meeting
- Oxford Zoo
- The getaway driver
Episode 3
- Breakfast
- Village fair
- The dating profile
- Movie Cliche Hotel
- Hostage
- Village fair
- Movie Cliche Hotel
- Browsing history
- Stag Do
- Village fair
- Hostage
- Movie Cliche Hotel
- The marathon
- Accidental death
- The marathon
- Stag Do
- Village fair
- At the ballet
- Movie Cliche Hotel
- Hostage
- The next round
- The marathon
- Blue Badge
- The marathon
- Stag Do
- The marathon
- Village fair
- Hostage
Episode 4
- Bungee Jumping
- Leslie Bismarck
- Wagamama waiter
- The neighbours pet
- Golden Woofers
- The neighbours pet
- Bee in the mouth
- Open stage interviews
- Golden Woofers
- The interview
- Sex tape
- New manager
- The neighbours pet
- Hiring an assassin
- Visiting an old pet
- Leslie Bismarck
- Golden Woofers
- The neighbours pet
- Bee in the mouth
- Bank heist
- Minor operation
- Stag Do
- The neighbours pet
- Hiring an assassin
- How we met…
- Hiring an assassin
- Meat for vegetarians
- Swallowed a horse
- The neighbours pet
Series 3
Episode 1
- Harsh sentencing
- Leonard’s Luxury Leather Lounge
- The winter of life
- Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
- The saxophonist
- Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
- Cryptic crosswords
- Chris Packham
- Cryptic crosswords
- Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
- Leonard’s Luxury Leather Lounge
- The saxophonist
- Chris Packham
- Cryptic crosswords
- Creepy billionaire
- Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
- Harsh sentencing
- Cryptic crosswords
- Leonard’s Luxury Leather Lounge
- Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
- The saxophonist
- Leonard’s Luxury Leather Lounge
- Pet shop
- Sally and Gregory’s Airport Shuttle Bus
- Cryptic crosswords
Episode 2
- The missing cows department
- Do you want a lift?
- Depressing Foreign Zoo
- Simple school days
- Brantford Pavilion Theatre
- Caramel FM
- Tom Cruise
- Caramel FM
- Depressing Foreign Zoo
- Sex attic
- Depressing Foreign Zoo
- Safe house
- Do you want a lift?
- Caramel FM
- Brantford Pavilion Theatre
- Spiderman
- Depressing Foreign Zoo
- Car-related actors
- The cave painting
- Brantford Pavilion Theatre
- Joining the circus
- Depressing Foreign Zoo
- Caramel FM
- Brantford Pavilion Theatre
- Do you want a lift?
- Caramel State Talk Radio
Episode 3
- The creepy house
- Alfonso’s Out of Town Magic Megamart
- Dream dinner guests
- Pigeon World Windsor
- The anecdote mugging
- Cancelling an anecdote
- Meeting the parents
- Alfonso’s Out of Town Magic Megamart
- The creepy house
- Pigeon World Windsor
- No-Onion January Diary
- Wallace and Gromit
- Sun Cream Holidays
- Pigeon World Windsor
- No-Onion January Diary
- The Nespresso genie
- Plants by post
- Pigeon World Windsor
- Alfonso’s Out of Town Magic Megamart
- The competitive magicians
- No-Onion January Diary
- The sex vape
- Tony Redford, Personal Trainer
- Alfonso’s Out of Town Magic Megamart
- No-Onion January Diary
- Pigeon World Windsor
- Opening a casino
Episode 4
- Buried alive
- Hitler in a bar
- Luxury Sea-Sun Cruise
- The Panettone gift
- Wildlife documentary filming
- Fresh towels
- Lazy kidneys
- The ski resort
- Dead bodies
- Wildlife documentary filming
- Mum’s love letters
- Luxury Sea-Sun Cruise
- Fresh towels
- Stuck in a lift
- The ski resort
- Luxury Sea-Sun Cruise
- Kicking down doors
- Dead bodies
- Wildlife documentary filming
- Kicking down doors
- Becoming a nun
- Wildlife documentary filming
- Cool in a crisis
- School prize day
- Luxury Sea-Sun Cruise
- Fresh towels
- Wildlife documentary filming
- The Nazi app
- The ski resort
- Dead bodies
- Wildlife documentary filming
Series 4
Episode 1
- National Trust
- Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
- National Trust
- Class of ’93 School Reunion
- No new ideas
- Crufts for Cats
- Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
- National Trust
- Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
- Class of ’93 School Reunion
- No new ideas
- Crufts for Cats
- National Trust
- Class of ’93 School Reunion
- Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
- No new ideas
- National Trust
- Class of ’93 School Reunion
- Crufts for Cats
- Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
- National Trust
- Crufts for Cats
- Class of ’93 School Reunion
- Crufts for Cats
- National Trust
- Crufts for Cats
- Arts and Cultural Festival for the Unbearably Smug
- No new ideas
Episode 2
- Train station tannoy
- South Cornwall Pasty Company
- Train station tannoy
- South Cornwall Pasty Company
- Brian’s audio diary
- Gregg Wallace
- South Cornwall Pasty Company
- Gregg Wallace
- Brian’s audio diary
- Gregg Wallace
- Shopping at John Lewis
- Brian’s audio diary
- Gregg Wallace
- Shopping at John Lewis
- Brian’s audio diary
- South Cornwall Pasty Company
- Brian’s audio diary
- Gregg Wallace
- South Cornwall Pasty Company
- Brian’s audio diary
- Shopping at John Lewis
- Gregg Wallace
- Shopping at John Lewis
- South Cornwall Pasty Company
Episode 3
- Small Talk World Championships
- Penge Farmers Market
- Rambling
- ColanderCon 2019
- Rambling
- ColanderCon 2019
- Parting shots
- Penge Farmers Market
- Small Talk World Championships
- Rambling
- ColanderCon 2019
- Parting shots
- Small Talk World Championships
- Penge Farmers Market
- ColanderCon 2019
- Rambling
- ColanderCon 2019
- Parting shots
- Small Talk World Championships
Episode 4
- Ian
- Slug World Windsor
- Ian
- Arctic Research Station Diary
- Ian
- Musical Theatre
- Slug World Windsor
- Musical Theatre
- Ian
- Musical Theatre
- Arctic Research Station Diary
- Slug World Windsor
- Ian
- Musical Theatre
- Ian
- Arctic Research Station Diary
- Musical Theatre
- Arctic Research Station Diary
- Slug World Windsor
- Ian